Saturday, April 19, 2008

My first tele-graphically trans-mitted field report

This is the first of many telegraphs, in which I shall endeavor to accurately de-scribe the exotic curiosities of this savage peninsula. I shan't editorialize too much, for fear of tainting the integrity of the project, instead what follows shall be a series of colorize'd images, capture'd via state-of-the-art daguerrotype tech-nologie.

Having forgotten my tin of bromide on the steamboat, causing me consid'rable vexation, I was able to capture only a single image upon arrival:


I figure the cylinder to be a vessel, for the con-tainment of spiritous libations. The native runes translate into a threat to "mutilate my thirst". Such a proposition would be most dis-agreeable, I daresay! The monolith behind it, is some sort of primitive idol or totem, proclaiming the invincibility of the provincial deity. I entere'd the ziggurat and inquire'd as to whether there were any up-coming sacrificial ceremonies, I might attend and document. I could not understand his reply.

9 comments:

Flangenimblick said...

Bwahahahahaha! This is brilliant! Very well written and rather amusing I dare say.

rspeed said...

FRIST!

Love said...

Mr Westonshire, the Royal Anthropological Society grows impatient with the infrequency of your field reports

Lazergun said...

Hello.

Robok said...

Your field reports are highly amusing, nay, this is not to be a form of entertainment, this is a work of ART good sir, and you should be awarded the highest grandeur for such a man of your stature and intellect.

Artaire said...

By jove we've done it! Pull the hatch forward! what year is it good sir? ...2012? ....My bitterest condolences.

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